Posts Tagged ‘silly party’

Building the DAFT Constitution

April 22, 2008

The event tonight was a great success! We got a pretty comprehensive Constitution hammered out over pizza and beer, after we adjourned to Syn to enjoy the delectable Hells Pizza in combination with some alcoholic beverages. (more…)

Hooray for New Zealand!

April 19, 2008

Too long has New Zealand stood in the shadow of Australia. Too long have we had to put up with foreigners thinking we’re part of Australia. Australians stealing our pavlova, bands, horses and actors.
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PEA questions answered

April 17, 2008

In response to the questions asked on Mr. Farrar’s post about DAFT’s PEA.

It would be nice if you guys commented on here, rather than there! (more…)

DAFT memorandum

April 17, 2008

If elected, the DAFT Party will demonstrate its rejection of the baubles of office by only taking the most undesirable office spaces in parliament. These include: (more…)

Larry replies!

April 16, 2008

After our letter to Mr. Baldock of Kiwi Party fame, he replied with this: (more…)

FTA

April 7, 2008

While Labour have been glossing up the fact that they have just secured a Free Trade Agreement with the biggest economy in the world, the DAFT Party have not been sitting idly by. DAFT trade negotiators have been petitioning governments the world over, and we are quietly confident that we have secured a FTA* with a player, that is even more important to NZ than China ever will be. (more…)

John Key, the wimp

April 6, 2008

Recently the National Party of New Zealand, blatantly stole one of the DAFT Party’s policies. This caused a massive upheaval within the Party. Something had to be done, so we challenged John Key to a thumb wrestle at our party meeting this Sunday. He, sadly, did not come.

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Alternate China policy

April 6, 2008

Polls have just come in, and China has suffered a major loss in consumer confidence. This spells bad tidings for the next three quarters. The DAFT Party have come up with a solution that will bolster the failing brand image that China has cultivated in the past 60 years, so that consumer confidence will return and China, the brand will once again be a fashionable accessory. (more…)

Leak in the DAFT Party ignites controversy

March 31, 2008

Today Mr. Key announced the National Party’s policy on crime. It seems that the policy team of the Nats must’ve had inside word from one of our members that we were releasing a comprehensive crime policy soon. (more…)

DAFT is coming Holmes

February 27, 2008

This morning the DAFT party got air time on the Paul Holmes breakfast show on Newstalk ZB. Currently waiting to see if  can get a sound bite of it to post on here. We are assured of two more voters who like our policy for outlawing the duckworth lewis scoring system.