Posts Tagged ‘Jackson Wood’

Boris’s PA replies!

May 13, 2008

———- Forwarded message ———-

From: Melissa Crawshay-Williams <**********@hotmail.co.uk>
Date: Tue, May 13, 2008 at 1:38 AM
Subject: RE: NZ DAFT Party salutes you!
To: “nzsillypartyinthemaking@gmail.com” <nzsillypartyinthemaking@gmail.com> (more…)
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Building the DAFT Constitution

April 22, 2008

The event tonight was a great success! We got a pretty comprehensive Constitution hammered out over pizza and beer, after we adjourned to Syn to enjoy the delectable Hells Pizza in combination with some alcoholic beverages. (more…)

Larry replies!

April 16, 2008

After our letter to Mr. Baldock of Kiwi Party fame, he replied with this: (more…)

Kiwi Party enrage DAFT faithful

April 15, 2008

Late last month the Kiwi Party’s leader, Larry Baldock issued a press release that called ACT’s policies “daft”. Many members and readers have written to the DAFT Party asking us to set this straight. This is the letter that DAFT has sent to Mr. Baldock. (more…)

FTA

April 7, 2008

While Labour have been glossing up the fact that they have just secured a Free Trade Agreement with the biggest economy in the world, the DAFT Party have not been sitting idly by. DAFT trade negotiators have been petitioning governments the world over, and we are quietly confident that we have secured a FTA* with a player, that is even more important to NZ than China ever will be. (more…)

John Key, the wimp

April 6, 2008

Recently the National Party of New Zealand, blatantly stole one of the DAFT Party’s policies. This caused a massive upheaval within the Party. Something had to be done, so we challenged John Key to a thumb wrestle at our party meeting this Sunday. He, sadly, did not come.

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Alternate China policy

April 6, 2008

Polls have just come in, and China has suffered a major loss in consumer confidence. This spells bad tidings for the next three quarters. The DAFT Party have come up with a solution that will bolster the failing brand image that China has cultivated in the past 60 years, so that consumer confidence will return and China, the brand will once again be a fashionable accessory. (more…)

Leak in the DAFT Party ignites controversy

March 31, 2008

Today Mr. Key announced the National Party’s policy on crime. It seems that the policy team of the Nats must’ve had inside word from one of our members that we were releasing a comprehensive crime policy soon. (more…)