Posts Tagged ‘DAFT’

Joel Cosgrove we want you

May 20, 2008

Dear Joel Cosgrove

Please stop working for the Workers Party, they’re no good. They’re all about sad stuff. We all know that your true affiliation lies with the DAFT Party of NZ. That comical beard, all those witty things you say in your Presidents column in Salient each week, those t-shirts you wear at inappropriate times. The helmets, sailors hats, right down to the way you talk… you’re exactly what we’re looking for in a candidate! We’ll make you smile, and people will realise when you play silly pranks for ineffectual reasons that you’re just DAFT!

Please please reconsider your political leanings

Love,

The DAFT Party Plank

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Boris’s PA replies!

May 13, 2008

———- Forwarded message ———-

From: Melissa Crawshay-Williams <**********@hotmail.co.uk>
Date: Tue, May 13, 2008 at 1:38 AM
Subject: RE: NZ DAFT Party salutes you!
To: “nzsillypartyinthemaking@gmail.com” <nzsillypartyinthemaking@gmail.com> (more…)

Salute to Boris

May 12, 2008

Boris Johnson, the new Mayor of London, has been called a few things lately, and one of those adjectives is DAFT. So we decided to contact Boris and congrautlate him and offer him a life membership to the DAFT Party. (more…)

DAFT Budget

May 6, 2008

We’re trying to get club affiliation at Victoria. For the purposes of this, we have to provide a budget forecast. Something which I never really thought about… anyways here it is so far…

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DAFT recruitment drive

April 23, 2008

To be a registered party the electoral commission says that we need 500 members. With the Facebook group sitting on 323, and the Bebo group sitting on 40 with  a few double ups that means that there are about 350 people who are willing and able to sign up to DAFT. (more…)

Building the DAFT Constitution

April 22, 2008

The event tonight was a great success! We got a pretty comprehensive Constitution hammered out over pizza and beer, after we adjourned to Syn to enjoy the delectable Hells Pizza in combination with some alcoholic beverages. (more…)

Hooray for New Zealand!

April 19, 2008

Too long has New Zealand stood in the shadow of Australia. Too long have we had to put up with foreigners thinking we’re part of Australia. Australians stealing our pavlova, bands, horses and actors.
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PEA questions answered

April 17, 2008

In response to the questions asked on Mr. Farrar’s post about DAFT’s PEA.

It would be nice if you guys commented on here, rather than there! (more…)

How people are finding DAFT

April 17, 2008

I’ve been watching the statisitics roll in about how people find this site. Many of them are interesting. (more…)

DAFT memorandum

April 17, 2008

If elected, the DAFT Party will demonstrate its rejection of the baubles of office by only taking the most undesirable office spaces in parliament. These include: (more…)