Archive for May, 2008

Joel Cosgrove we want you

May 20, 2008

Dear Joel Cosgrove

Please stop working for the Workers Party, they’re no good. They’re all about sad stuff. We all know that your true affiliation lies with the DAFT Party of NZ. That comical beard, all those witty things you say in your Presidents column in Salient each week, those t-shirts you wear at inappropriate times. The helmets, sailors hats, right down to the way you talk… you’re exactly what we’re looking for in a candidate! We’ll make you smile, and people will realise when you play silly pranks for ineffectual reasons that you’re just DAFT!

Please please reconsider your political leanings


The DAFT Party Plank


Boris’s PA replies!

May 13, 2008

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Date: Tue, May 13, 2008 at 1:38 AM
Subject: RE: NZ DAFT Party salutes you!
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Salute to Boris

May 12, 2008

Boris Johnson, the new Mayor of London, has been called a few things lately, and one of those adjectives is DAFT. So we decided to contact Boris and congrautlate him and offer him a life membership to the DAFT Party. (more…)

New Zealand’s future is shit!

May 12, 2008

I was watching Mad Max last night and got a thinking, why is NZ not harnessing the awesome power that is fecal matter? (more…)

DAFT speaks out in online forums

May 6, 2008

As election times draws nearer we need to raise the awareness of people about NZ politics the political system and DAFT especially. We have had volunteers endlessly commenting on blog sites, message forums, and other types of new media, in a effort to get our message across. Here is one of the more memorable ones: (more…)

DAFT Budget

May 6, 2008

We’re trying to get club affiliation at Victoria. For the purposes of this, we have to provide a budget forecast. Something which I never really thought about… anyways here it is so far…