DAFT recruitment drive

To be a registered party the electoral commission says that we need 500 members. With the Facebook group sitting on 323, and the Bebo group sitting on 40 with  a few double ups that means that there are about 350 people who are willing and able to sign up to DAFT.

We hope to get to the 500 mark very shortly. We will be manning a stall at the Victoria University of Wellington quad, on the 8th of May between 11:30 and 1:30 with membership forms, copies of the constitution, jelly beans and perhaps DAFT T’s available.

If you would like to join, please send us an email, and we will email you out a form to fill in and return to us. Please put ‘Membership’ in the subject field.

Fig. 398) The queues stretched all the way down Lambton Quay, they extended so far that they actually breached a hole in the space time continum and people were sent back in the early 1900\'s

Fig. 399) The queues join the DAFT Party stretched all the way down Lambton Quay. They extended so far that they actually breached a hole in the space-time continuum and people were sent back in the early 1900’s.

Becoming an original member of DAFT will give you bragging powers when we take over parliament, and New Zealand. We have fun events, parties, and get togethers and only good can come out of having the DAFT Party as a delightfully entertaining part of NZ politics.

JOIN DAFT TODAY

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5 Responses to “DAFT recruitment drive”

  1. Orgy Girl Says:

    Can I be minister of sport and nepotism?

  2. DAFT Says:

    You would first have to become a member of the party, and then we would have to be part of government, you could be spokesperson for sport and nepotism until we’re in a position to seize power. You could also be spokesperson for the bedroom.

  3. Orgy Girl Says:

    Oh thank-you! I can donate something too – I have a box of assorted creams if you’d like?

  4. T Dizzle Says:

    I’ll join your party if you agree to make ebonics the official language of New Zealand.

  5. DAFT Says:

    Orgy: My mind boggles at what sort of creams you would put in your box.

    T Dizzle: Ebonics…? ummmmmmm we’ll see. That would have to go thru the party plank.

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