The event tonight was a great success! We got a pretty comprehensive Constitution hammered out over pizza and beer, after we adjourned to Syn to enjoy the delectable Hells Pizza in combination with some alcoholic beverages. Highlights of the evening:
- More than two people coming
- Watching productive silliness in action
- Meeting new DAFT members
- Drinking alcoholic beverages
- Displaying the DAFT Party tee-shirt in public
- Actually making a party rules and a functioning constitution
The first draft of the DAFT constitution will be up on here soon for submissions, spell and grammar checking and general defilement.
Thanks to everyone who came, and a pox on all you people who did not. Everyone who came to the meeting tonight has been accorded the privilege of being a founding member, which entitles them to life membership of DAFT, or at least until they all get sick of it.
I’m off to throw up now.
Fig. 76.8 ) The design of the offical DAFT T-Shirt. If you would like one please order via email, all sizes, $39.00 + postage, with $2.50 going to Heart Children.
Fig. 76.9 ) DAFT Party leader, J. J. Wood, falls over while modelling the DAFT T.
Tags: alcohol, constitution, DAFT, DAFT party, humour, J J Wood, Jackson Wood, New Zealand, Politics, silly party
April 23, 2008 at 12:31 am
I have a demand, any person that runs for a Maori seat must first pass an exam/physical challenge, it would start with a taiaha battle, then add a general knowledge test about which New Zealand ‘celebs’ are Maori and not just Islanders (Oscar Knightly etc), ending with a test on Maori land claims (we do that kind of thing allot).
Add this to your constitution or lose the Maori vote.
Sincerely, Haimona Peretini-Gray