Recently the National Party of New Zealand, blatantly stole one of the DAFT Party’s policies. This caused a massive upheaval within the Party. Something had to be done, so we challenged John Key to a thumb wrestle at our party meeting this Sunday. He, sadly, did not come.
This just goes to show the shallow depths of NZ politics. When a politician is challenged on a point, they generally acknoweldge it. In this case the DAFT Party was ignored. The DAFT Party executive will be drafting a letter to send to Mr. Key, to elicit a response, as to why he a) stole our policy, and b) did not show up to the duel.
Tags: DAFT, drugs, Jackson Wood, John Key, massive floppy man breast, National Party, New Zealand, Politics, silly party
April 6, 2008 at 8:54 am
You really should learn to spell – look up the meaning of illicit. Then look up a similar word starting with e and with one l. – Once a teacher always a teacher, Dad
April 6, 2008 at 9:13 am
I blame my parents for my bad spelling habits. I also blame bulk funding of schools during the 90’s and Captain Planet.